is there some law written somewhere that states that a woman can no longer enjoy time in the bathroom by herself after she's achieved the status motherhood?
I can remember Braden laying on the floor, right outside the bathroom door, sticking his fingers in the space between the door and the floor, wiggling them, saying, "Mommy, you gonna be done soon?"
I am not allowed peace in the restroom--by the cats! If they aren't in with me, at least one of them will slam their body into the door. I can only imagine a child would be much worse.
I wondered that too for the last 26 years. After the kids grew up I thought I was done. Now there's the grandsons.
ReplyDeleteIt's like none of them had anything to say to me until I went into the bathroom.
Jillybean get used to it. It seems to extend into grandmotherhood too.
I can remember Braden laying on the floor, right outside the bathroom door, sticking his fingers in the space between the door and the floor, wiggling them, saying, "Mommy, you gonna be done soon?"
ReplyDeleteYes. And if the kids are grown, all the pets want in on the action :)
ReplyDeleteI am not allowed peace in the restroom--by the cats! If they aren't in with me, at least one of them will slam their body into the door. I can only imagine a child would be much worse.
ReplyDeletejilly.. did you not read the fine print? :)
ReplyDeleteaaahh yes let's not forget the pets!
ReplyDeletelol @ spidey.
Only one word needed ... YES.
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