Conversation with the man

Me: "My ass hurts"
Him: "What've you been doing?" (wink, wink)
Me: "God, you wish (snort). I've been doing aerobics, jogging, and that work out DVD I bought the other day. Did you know it's possible to walk a mile, do squats and lift weights all at the same time without killing yourself?"

I'm suddenly glad that he filled out the health insurance audit info. so that I can continue to get benefits. There's only so long one can walk a mile, do squats, and lift weights all at hte same time before an unfortunate accident happens.